Health looks good on you!

I steal magazines all the time. From my gym. My doctor. My friends. My mother. The other day I took Health from the lady who waxes my eyebrows. Now, unlike Glamour and other beauty mags, Health claims to rise above. To be about the body, mind and spirit … but isn't it *really* just about looking better? I think so. Let’s find out!

The text below is all inspired by the December 2006 issue of Health (all before page 14)!

Fight (Before and After)
Discoloration. Dullness. Wrinkles. Fight the look in a whole new light. Find your perfect fit! You can lose those last ten pounds. You can have your cake and eat it too with 19 ways to treat your natural pain-guilt. The proof: Three women, six months, immediately diminish.

These are a few of our favorite things
These are a few of our favorite things: Runners in your grocery basket. Ten tips made of chopsticks. A little sound advice from someone in a reversible jacket. Remember, in 30 minutes or less you can die, meet your master and get in your partner’s shape. (It fits your lifestyle best.)

Ultra calming
In as little as one week, we don’t have to be anymore. The dry, red, uncomfortable we. We are related. We don’t learn from our mistakes. We actively manage. Find a naturally calming solution and experience improvement. (It’s not a clinical study.)

Help for the holidaze
If you’ve never. If you’ve given. If you’ve eaten. If you’ve simultaneously (more than once). Then we’ve got the handbook for you! We won’t. We will. We’d love. We do. We have done all of these things. Now bring on the rum cake.

I don’t know about you
I don’t know about you, but I am a choco-nut! I don’t know about you but I cut calories and fat! I don’t know about you but I stretch before using my new pair of cross country skis! I don’t know about you but I talk about gift wrapping. I don’t know about you.

Hello Beautiful

Hello beautiful! You’ve got the right stuff! You got me to use veggies and spices I’d never used before! You are clinically proven. I want to use you every day. You are the change I wish to see in the world.